We serve food. The food should be edible, but you never know. Nevertheless, please eat up; we need money.
Menu
Ham
Like a hamburger, but without the burger. Also, not at all like a hamburger. The picture below is the natural form, it may look a little different when served to you.
$49.99
Ice
Our ice cream machine broke, but this is pretty much the same thing.
$39.99
Chef's mystery
This is whatever chef is willing to make today. It could be ANYTHING! Order with precaution.